Can you please stop grumbling?
Especially since I know you're full of pizza pockets, veggies and dip.
Slightly Annoyed,
I hate stomach noises
Dear MSAR Book,
Want to just tell me where to apply?
It'll save me a lot of time and effort if you just decide for me.
I love sticky-notes so please mark all corresponding pages accordingly.
Thanks for the help,
Future MD
Dear New Apartment,
We would love it if you just grew, oh, say 200 extra square feet.
It would make moving that much less stressful.
Sincerely,
Your new tenant
Dear Chardonnay in the Fridge,
If there is anyway for you to make it Friday already (or even Thursday) I'd appreciate it.
Indulging on you by myself isn't the best option for today.
But you're new and I want you.
Love,
I want it to feel like summer
Dear Autobiography,
Do you really need to be 10 pages long?
Are there really that many things you need to know about me?
Aren't bullet points so much more effective?
From,
Writer's Block
Dear Current Nail Polish,
Please leave so I can replace you.
It's magenta's turn.
Xoxo,
Pedicure Princess
Dear Gym,
Be good to me today...
From,
Declining Motivation
Dear Resume,
Why must you be so difficult?
Can't you just be good for every job listing?
I swear, you're so needy that I have to keep changing you all the time.
Always,
Needs money now
Dear Nook,
I'm sorry for neglecting you.
It's not that I don't love the novel you bring to me, I've just been busy.
Can we meet later this week?
Please?
It's time for a story
Dear Free-Coffee Coupon,
I plan on using you soon.
Thanks so much for giving me a free handcrafted drink.
Love,
Caffeine Addict
Dear Best Friend,
Please hurry up and get here.
I miss you.
Always,
Your BFF
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